I live in Crowley,La. and I have a very large family, but I only claim half.I'm a mother of 3, and a step- mother of 4.
The PrincessOnce upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. Everything.. . metal, wood,
stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.' The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
THREE PRINCES TOOK THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The princess did as she was told and felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And... it did NOT melt!!! She squealed with delight; the king was astounded and everybody in the kingdom overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question:
What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)
An M & M of course.
It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??
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 | Post by gidget at 4:45 PM on 04/15/08
Well you got me on this one. I was almost scared to scoll down and find the answer |
 | Post by pandu at 9:42 PM on 04/9/08
Hi Shady How are you long time no exchange of news.Hope everything is going well Wish you all the best and kids too Have a good day Pandu |
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