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Jeber
High School
Acoks Green Convent. Birmingham.UK
College
St:Bartholomew’s Hospital Nursing School. London UK
Education
Graduated College
Employment
Retired
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About Me
Born and bred in England. Came to S.Africa on holiday and married here. Have two adult children who both live in England. Five grandchildren three live in England, although one has just been transferred to Australia for her firm. The other two grandchildren are at S.African universities and visit their parents at holiday time. Although married to a S.African I have not assumed S.African nationality. Anyone who wishes to know more about SA is welcome to write to me.
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Computing grandma
A friend sent me this , and as far as I am aware there is no copyright attached, hope others find it as amusing as I did.


The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind; I've
even used the Internet, But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.


This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to
use the Computer........
They are the greatest!!!
We do not stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop
playing.
NEVER Be The First To Get Old!

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ReAbout us
In the article about us describing to whom this site is directed baby boomers parents and so on are mentioned I see that the implication seems to be that one has to profess the Christian faith This would seem to me to be discriminatory and divisive or have I got it wrong

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Post by whitetiger at 1:18 PM on 06/15/08
I love the baby tiger you are holding there. That is totally awesome. I knew someone from afica a long time ago who is now living here in florida. I donot know a whole lot about it, I just know he did not claim that status either. Did you take care of these babies while you were there? Take care,Cheryl
Post by whitetiger at 1:14 PM on 06/15/08
Hi Jeber,I have been on here for over a year, I try to visit as much as I can but work most of the time. You donot have to profess christian faith as far as I know. Maybe they were talking about the family that runs this site being of christian faith, I have plenty of faith in the bible and god but donot go to church. I work a rotating shift and can do a month of sundays . So please donot feel put off. If there are any questions post a comment in the blog you read this in. Have a good evening,Cheryl
Post by John-Morgan at 6:22 PM on 04/18/08

Jeber, I hope you have it wrong.  I am new here and, though, I am a Christian you certainly don't have to be a Christian to chat or be friends with me.

John-Morgan 

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Pink2PurpleRain
1/10/2008
Hi, Jeber. Hope you have a wonderful New Year. We have been having a lot of bad weather lately, otherwise ok I guess. Take care. Just wanted to let you know I've been thinking of you friend.
broken bridges
12/24/2007
Merry Christmas Jeber,how you been doing.
La Gaile
12/24/2007
Merry Christmas!
Jeber
12/23/2007
Happy Christmas everyone.We had our annual carolservice on Friday evening, I always sing 1st verse of Once in Royal David.s as a solo. Have had PC trouble lately so haven't replied to any messages, but do think of all my new friends. We are sweltering in Summer now, and I expect many of you have a white Christmas-- lucky you!
mozaic
12/19/2007
Merry Christmas
Pink2PurpleRain
12/11/2007
Hi, friend. How are you? Got your message. It was nice to hear from you. Just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year. Take care.
mozaic
11/28/2007
Just saying hi, where's the photos
broken bridges
11/24/2007
Hello,stopping in to say hi.Haven't heard from ya for a while.Hope you are having a wonderful weekend.
Pink2PurpleRain
11/24/2007
Hi,Jeber. Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving, also, hope you have a great week-end.
Pink2PurpleRain
11/1/2007
I Love This ! This is funny!Glad to hear from you. It is so "cool" you live in S. Africa. I bet it's amazing with all the beautiful animal's. I live in Alabama. Nothing too much here but pine tree's and mountain's.
TimothyzAngel
10/11/2007
Thanks for the friend add!! I hope to get to know you!!
KawaGirl
10/9/2007
hey there, i just love lion cubs, where in sa do you live im in mpumalanga, have a grate day
Theresa
9/13/2007
Beautiful picture
Theresa
9/11/2007
The about us section is just a generalization of people that are welcome at oursocial. Matter of fact everyone is welcome as long as they do not post any mean or hateful stuff.
Julie M
9/11/2007
It's great to have you at this website.
Theresa
9/9/2007
Welcome to OurSocial